Golfer: "Well Caddy, How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf."

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Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!

Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before,Sir."

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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"

Caddy: "Eventually."